The Last Long Lost Nigerian Uncle is a short informal essay that details predatory scams commonly used to target independent authors. Named after the common email scam from early 2000's this short story explains the scam process from original message to the endgame. By the end of the narrative you will have learned how to identify, as well as know what to do about online predators like Eleanor and Emmanuel. The Last Long Lost Nigerian Uncle is a literal version of a Narrative Based Program continuing the Colony Zero Saga and the push for the ethical use of technology and decentralization of critical to life industries.